"Six Flags is constantly one dirty look from devolving into complete anarchy. It’s inhabited mainly by throngs of people who have been subjected to the sweltering sun, outrageous prices, sugary beverages, and the extreme dichotomy of 90 seconds of thrilling g-forces alternated with 90 minutes of existence-questioning boredom."Other than that, Matt Powers, what did you think of Great Adventure?*
*My NJ upbringing prohibits me from calling it Six Flags.
