Once upon a time there was an infamous amusement park in our town. We used to work there. Completely ridiculous stuff would happen almost daily. Wanna hear about it? Here it goes...
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Remember kids, always wear sunscreen.
See my nose? If I ever get skin cancer, I can probably trace it back to that sun burn. Melissa, obviously, was more diligent with her SPF 30.
And I like how our black shorts make us look as if we're floating torsos. Spoooooky.....
Those black parachute-pant material shorts sucked. Elastic waistbands should've made them reportable to the Department of Labor. ~~Tom
ReplyDeleteReported just for the general indignity of the elastic and draw-string waistband, or is there an actual statute against them?
ReplyDeletethose shorts sound like the park people were asking for their employees to be pantsed. (shortsed.)
ReplyDeleteThose black ones were actually better than the blue ones. But then again, didn't the black ones melt if they came into contact with the Alpine Slide?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, that's the tannest I've ever been in my life. It took two years for that farmer's tan to fade.
The farmer's tan lives on to this day in the v-shaped concentration of freckles on my chest.
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